Something i took from my cousin's blog.. =)
Comparing men to women...
NICKNAMES -
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and
Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a
night, they will affectionately refer to each other as
Fat Boy, Godzilla, PeanutHead and Numb-Nuts.
EATING OUT -
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John
will each throw in $20, even though it's only for
$22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and
none will actually admit they want change back. When
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.
MONEY -
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will
pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
BATHROOMS -
A man has six items in his bathroom: A toothbrush,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from
the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the
typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be
able to identify most of these items.
RELATIONSHIPS –
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = one night stand
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
ARGUMENTS -
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a
man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
CATS -
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE -
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.
UNDERSTANDING –
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you
must love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.
SUCCESS -
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
MARRIAGE -
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change and she does.
LIFE EXPECTANCY –
Married men live longer than single men, but married
men are a lot more willing to die.
DRESSING UP -
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a
book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings
and funerals.
NATURAL -
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING -
Ah, children! A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and
hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.
Haha i thought it was pretty accurate and funny heh.
Anyway, TGIF! =D
It's the holidays..yay.
I suppose it will be one wk of enjoyment and one wk of mugging..yes i know its pretty unbalanced since my studies is like..blah, but ill make it..somehow...i hope.
I was supposed to go Redang Island tmr....
Turns out plane had no more seats, so we aren't going anymore.
No more sand, sea and the sun. Aww. =(
Parents said they'll make it up with shopping sprees though..sounds pretty good to me haha..although i would still choose the beach over the malls.
But seriously! I've been looking forward to this the whole entire week. So i'll just shut up and enjoy this holiday.
What a way to spend Friday haha.
Home with takeaway food + American Pie.
Pretty funny show.
Ohoh and i went YT's house for dinner ytd, cos she was tempting me during CD with omgoodness-yummy fishhead curry, so i zoomed over after sch, and skipped the talk tt i was supposed to attend for 1 cca pt heh. =X
And i watched Death Notes 1 and 2 too.
Fantastic show with a fantastic plot!
Plus L is soso cute with his peculiar behaviour and habits eg, sitting and eating sweet stuff and holding things.
I felt so sad when he died though..
I seriously can't wait for the third show.
Today was a good day btw.
Lessons were pretty slack, and i enjoyed lunch with my class.
Looking forward to the sleepover at Ting Ting's!
Yeah i'm a happy girl today.
Night all.
